one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin